Merry Christmas everyone!
Monthly Archives: December 2007
Just when I thought I was going to have a good night’s rest a friend from !%@$*&^@ INTEC texted me. As all kiasu students there do, she started going frantic about neglecting her studies during the holiday and seemed dead intent on spreading her anxiety for our results. Apparently, more than half of AUSMAT students failed Maths, a paper which I think the lecturers purposely set at an impossible level to teach the cheating bastards a lesson.
Thats when it hit me..
I didn’t cheat along with the ex-boarding school nerds yet I’m currently facing a 50-50 chance of failing Maths. I’m fucking innocent for once and I might get screwed along with the rest of the bastards. If I knew what kind of fucked up place this was beforehand, I would have razed the campus to the ground and stayed at Taylor’s.
If I fail Maths I will hang myself with a pink handphone strap from that garish, sissy shop known as Girls.
Being collateral damage sucks.
