How to Avoid Disappointment

1. Smile and nod your head when promise breaking loser promises you something.

2. Don’t believe the promise breaking loser.

3. Don’t wait for the inevitable. Instead, work out at the gym, get a smoking hot body, hook up with someone better with said smoking hot body and dump promise breaking loser.

4. Repeat steps 1 to 3.

Note: Only go through this process if you hook up with promise breaking loser. Be aware that someone better might also turn out to be promise breaking loser.

Good luck.